everyone knows when you cut the sandwich in half, you get two sandwiches instead of one. You cut diagonally because the triangle sandwiches are bigger than the rectangle ones you get from cutting down the middle. /s

no no, see, youre supposed to use a finger gun. Rock paper scissors shoot, and all that.

Roughly equivalent to human wildlife photographer taking photos of a chimpanzee I’d say

those hoof fingers are probably high on the list of reasons

Storing a gun there seems a little risky in the event of a misfire or something