

Not to defend the swastidumpster but…
The pop-up lights are dangerous just because the mechanical parts that make them pop up can fail and you won’t have any lights.
Being blinding bright is somewhat safer than not being visible at all. 🤷🏻♂️
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
Not to defend the swastidumpster but…
The pop-up lights are dangerous just because the mechanical parts that make them pop up can fail and you won’t have any lights.
Being blinding bright is somewhat safer than not being visible at all. 🤷🏻♂️
They’re not degaussing their face regularly enough.
The only thing I don’t like about protogens is getting static shocks when I kiss them.
I like when the bar soap just squishes like hard Play-Doh.
This what happens when you use gaming chairs for non-game related activities.
P̶̨̧͇̘͔̜̪̩̠̖̩̝̫̩̫̮̱͎̈́͜l̷̨̲̫̪̼̪̯̱͇̝͙̓͑͊̂̋̊̏͋̋̌̈́̽̅͂̇̐͑̎̚͘̚e̴̢̛̘̜̼̣̝̣̣̰̬̱͇̹̝̼̭̅͋́̌̃̀́̊͂̈́̓́̈́̂̾͆̏̋͗͜a̸̢̜̞̬̫͙͍̿͂̃̓́̂̋̃̈́͂͜ş̵̤͓̺̜̩̽̍̅͊͘͘e̵̛̛̩̽̊̍̉̋̒͑̃̄͐̒͂͆̈̈́̉̈́͠ ̴̢̞̭̗̟̉̈́̓̀̿̿̿͐̈́͝͝ş̴̣̤̘͖̆̾̃̔̈́̑͜͝͝t̴̗̳̰̤̼͉̝̮̣̰͒̍́̂́͑͑͘͝͝͝a̷̻͕̯͎̮̋̎́̚͝ͅń̵̬̤̈͗͒̐͠d̵̡̢̦̯̭̙̯̦͙̹̚ ̸͈͙̗̙̼͚̰͉̾̂̾̆́͝b̷̢̨̠̤̩͚̬͎̮̪͍̫͇̺̙̌̈́̇́̽̐̐̑̓͒̿̀͌̀̀̍͂̽͜͜͠ę̴̡̛̱̭̦̖̫̼͚̦͇̩̾̑́̋̒͆̂͠h̸̠͚͇̭͙̃̑̈́̽͂̌̚ͅi̷͔̥͎̣̫̲̯̍̒̃͝͝n̷͖̻̪̟͓̞̳̺̠̽̅̈́̊̑̔̐̚̕͝͝d̵̡̢͔̮̘̝̙̜̖̯̞͔͕̽̃͑̋͒̉̊̃̓͋͐̉̾͒̽̈́̐̿̈́̎̓̿͘ ̵̢̖̣͊̒̇̀̓̂͌̊̅͘͜͝͝t̵̨̢̡̲̱̼̺̖̗̼̼̱͕͇͓̼̻̮̓́̀̔̓͜͝͝h̴̡̛̆͌̍̅́͐̄͆͒̀͗͌̄̈́̕̚̕͝ě̷͇͓̖̱͔̺̘͖̻̱͎̜̠͍̗͌̋̾̾͒̀͒̐̍͗͆̊̄̅̀̌̈́̕͝͝ ̷̼̭̮̥̱̩̫̣͓͌̒͑͗́͊͋͛̑̋̎̌́̈͌̓͘͝͝͝y̸̘͌̋̐̒̍̿̇̍͂̅̌̔͆̉͌́̆̆͐͐̄̕͝è̷̛̝̞̭̞̝̗̤͊͌̀̾̔͋͗͒̿̿͘͝l̸̡̖̫̤̻͖̘̬͇̑̃̆̋͋͜l̷̠̯͚̆̏̇͛͋͋̎́͋̒͊̒̎̍͆̓͒͌̒̊̊̑̇ơ̶̧̨̳̼̞͚̹̫͈̠̺̖̬͔̓̈́̀̋͜͝͠w̵̧̘̪̬̆͗̀͠ ̴̨͎̻͇̟̞̼̪̞͉͇̞̜͚̭̞̦͙͈̗̯͔̽͋̈́̄̚͠l̴̡̫͖̪͍͚̫̳͕̈̓̂͆̈́̊̓̓͆̀̒̏i̸̖͂̈́̀̌̒͗̀̂̉͑̕̚̚̚ň̵̡̡̮̩̻̤͈͎̜̣̭̮͖̰̻̥̜̤̭̐̌͋̈̈̀̊͌͆̿̒̀͒̅̀̊̒e̶̡̛͕̼͚̥̺͇̮͔̟͚͕̲͍͓͔̖̱͊̈́̑̒̑͋̂̋̋̃̅͗̏̕̕͜͠͝ͅ.̷̡̠̜̼̰͍́͑́̂̚͘ ̴̧̛̛̛̮̳̭͖̝̬̥͓̯̥̬̳̱̥̥͈̰̼̬̪̟͆͌̓̏̓̽̃̍͌̌̈́͘̚͘̚
Literally capitalist swine.
Oh shit. The artist thought of everything!
If they cut down they would end up losing those amazingly thicc thighs and ass.
A stick of butter?
I’d summon some troughs to collect all the blood coming out of my walls.
I am pretty sure I have that because the problem isn’t that I don’t hear them; it’s that it took extra long for my brain to actually process what my ears heard.
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
4 giant eggs? Ok, Rich Uncle Pennybags.
Average postal worker:
NSFW = Need Satan For Work
And I have fillings, too. IDK if you know how much more that affects it, but it’s like being zapped directly in your brain.
I might eat some paper because it was on there and you don’t really taste it, but if I touched my teeth to tin foil, I would instantly feel it.
What is this from?
Touch Fluffy Tail! (つ≧▽≦)つ