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How did Peanut manage to get their shirt on? 🤔

Especially when they purposely fuck up the audio and make it all “crunchy” and blown out.

Beeschurger

Pleasburger, cheese

Freezing to death would probably be less painful. Fire immediately hurts like hell but being cold tends to numb you.

Stop! You’re climbing right into an Elon Musk post!

Animal Royale already exists

I was in high school during the height of the skinny jean fad and knew so many guys who wore their sister’s pants. If I was a girl, I’d just wear cargo pants. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Adjust the rest of the dry ingredients to compensate for the extra wet.

This does actually work, though. It might not taste right, depending on what tastes you’re looking for and what soda you use, but it will essentially still do what the baking soda was being used for.

Making a lemon cake using 7up or Sprite is awesome as hell.

“You have wings, why don’t you just fly?”

“You have legs, why don’t you just walk?”

He ded.

My clock says 404… I guess it can’t find the time 🤷🏻‍♂️

Its ok; this instance isn’t going to be around much longer :(

Skidaddle~~

I can “awoo” and it’s not weird because I have dogs and they “awoo” with me. 😋

Also make sure it’s tied securely :3

Is it really vore if you’re just juiced by machinery?

I found out they do surgery to add a vagina without removing the dick, so I’m pretty open to being both at once.

I remember a time when Gnome was preferred over KDE. Always find it funny when things do a full 180.

We need teleportation technology 😩