takes you You’re my friend now. We’re having soft tacos later :3

^{Did someone say}

AWOOOOOOOO

It’s the preferable way, even

Keytars are so cool. Keep shredding! :3

They look like someone I’d want to be friends with (but I’d be way to shy to approach them because they look so cool) :3

That’s why I keep a copy of Walt Whitman’s Leaves of Grass as light poop time reading in the bathroom uwu

No :(

Many years ago, there was this game series (maybe it still exists, I don’t know) called “Modern Combat.” It was a great series, and I used to play the first three or four parts on my iPod. A friend and I liked to 1v1 via Bluetooth in MC2 (try to hold the shack on Avalanche), but I played online too. One time, I was playing Capture The Flag with strangers on Avalanche, and over the course of the match, my entire team quit until it was me against three enemy players. Not a single flag had been captured when the time ran out and the match went into sudden death. So there I was, with a sniper rifle and a submachine gun, against three enemies, and I somehow had to capture their flag. I rushed in when two of them were waiting to respawn and the third was taking my team’s flag, grabbed their flag, and started running back home. Because I was at their base, I blocked that spawn location and the two dead players spawned between me and my base. They all ended up waiting for me near my base, and with no better options available, I threw grenades, flash bangs, and started blasting, spamming them with everything I had. A few seconds later, my last flash bang was fading out and I thought I was dead for sure, but no. I was still alive and standing right next to my team’s flag. Two steps to the right, and I won the match. I still ride that high sometimes.

I’m not this touch-starved

BUT

Maintain eye contact when you’re slurping to establish dominance

I’ve always been jealous of people who can draw this kind of “rough” style with fast lines that still look good. Your paws are very much appreciated :3

(beans <3)

And why would that be an issue? Because I don’t see an issue here. But sometimes, it can be annoying, that’s true. Not this time, though, I don’t think it’s misplaced here. Or maybe I’m just reading the excerpt at a different pace than you, which might make it sound better in my head than in yours. But that’s just a theory :3

That’s so adorable (in a weird, kinky, nerdy way, but still hecking adorable)! And they have so many plants in the background, I wish I had enough space for so many houseplants :3

But their tail is wagging, and they’re having so much fun! You wouldn’t sentence such a cute, waggy tail, would you?

Yes, and that cast gives me a huge bulgy wulgy OwO

So you have to snap it to make it glow, got it.

edit: please call an ambuwulance

Wait, how do I get paid to be a gay dog on the internet?? OwO

You fell right into my trap. Now I can have my own harem of bottoms >:3

Hello, I heard you’re looking for tops~ :3