Furries are the hidden backbone of everything! We run your IT, invent Covid-19 vaccines, infiltrate the military, sneak into your house and install Linux on your PC and so on. You can’t escape us hahaha - evil laughing

Hmm I’m not a doctorate and that suspicious wealth, every fur keeps talking about, also doesn’t apply to me. What am I doing wrong guys? Feels like I’ve accidentally skipped a crucial part, when joining the fandom.

Nah look at his kind and honest face. I’m sure this must be a mistake. I can’t decline his card - accepts credit card