Were there the opportunity, not only would people eat them, if they tasted anything like chicken they’d find a way to farm them at scale (think of the meat available on one chicken vs one dinosaur, and how much effort has gone into breeding bigger chickens for more meat).

what are you, some kind of filthy capitalist?

For ou[r] next stop on the thought emporium, rotate a cow with your mind.

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